The other night I tried to go to a show

But the man at the door he told me no

He said "No one under 21 allowed"

But he must have been stupid 'cause I saw my friends in the crowd

He said "You can't buy an alchoholic drink"

So we don't care what you really think

Why's this happened to me

And the show was for free

It sucks to be

Under 21

So I went and got myself a plan that would work

And I went home and got a real short skirt

And I flirt my way right through that god damn door

But once inside the music was no more

Well I guess I got there just a bit too late

I guess it's just my luck

It's just my fate

I only want to have a little fun

But every time I try they tell me "You're not 21"