Spam

It's pink and it's oval

Spam

I buy it at the mobil

Spam

It's made in Chernobyl

Spam

When I was a child

My family was so poor

We didn't have the finer things in life to eat

But we had a plan

In a big blue can

A government substitute for meat

To get me to eat it at dinner

They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner

He was a winner that never knew defeat

And when he got hungry

He cracked open that special treat

S-P-A-M don't you know it's my best friend

S-P-A-M again and again

So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R

There's one meat by-produce that's the best by far