Ey, ey, damn

L tapped twice on some ass like grams

I just fucked, ay

Now what I′m doin'?

I′m just pillow talkin' with a bitch (ay)

I'm just pillow talkin′ with a bitch (ay)

(Do you fuck with the war?)

I just finished spazzin′ on a bitch, ay

Now I'm pillow talkin′ with a bitch, (ay)

I'm like, "Girl, that was great, talk about a connection"

"Am I alone in my praise, do you share my assessment?"

She like, "Yeah, that was nice", (ay) "I enjoyed myself"

"Great", "Yeah"

She like, "Can you reach that shelf for my phone?"

"I′ll take care the alarm"

I'm like, "Oh, for the mornin′, like to sleep?"

She like, "Yeah, we just had sex" (ay)

"What did you think, I was just gonna fuck you and leave?"

No, I-, uh, I hadn't thought that far ahead

But of course, can I get you a t-shirt?

Oh, can you not tickle my hair? (Ay)

It's just a personal thing, it′s not you

Okay sorry for doin′ it

No, no, this just a personal thing, it's not you

"Okay, cool" (ay) "Yeah"

Uh, so you′re from Minnesota?

Only thing I know is that it's colder, break it down

How′s it compare to livin' in LA?

Well, I can′t compare 'em, they're so different

You know what I′m sayin′?

Yeah, for sure

She like, "Apples to oranges"

Well you can still compare them but I hear ya

Uh, what's the deal with your family, got any siblings?

She like, "I have a brother"

I′m like, "Oh what he do?"

She like, "He in the Army"

Oh, true

Uh, do you fuck with the war? (Ay)

She like, "Huh? Wh- what did you just say?"

Uh, like just now?

"Yeah", "Do you fuck to the war?"

No, I don't fuck with the war

I′m like, "No, I don't fuck with the war"

"Just don′t know how to react to the forces"

"I should have just thanked you, of course it's-"

Uh, why would you thank me?

Uh, I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay

While we're on the topic, I been actually thinkin′

About some shit, about the Army and Navy

What if tomorrow is the day

That the fucking aliens came and invaded our nation?

Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit?

Like, do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships?

Or not at all, like, would they just walk up in this motherfucker

Laughin′ at us and blastin' at us

And makin′ everybody disintegrate and assimilate

Without a hint of intimidation?

Or could we do some shit to be makin' their heart race?

Granted, I don′t know the alien heart

But you get what the fuck I'm sayin′?, "Uhm?"

Like, what the fuck would it be like?

Would they be like, "Earth go hard"? (Ay)

Or is it just another conquest? (Ah)

Or would they be like, "Damn, Earth go hard"?" (Ay)

"They was harder than Simian"

You ever talk to your brother about this, uh, type of stuff?

Then she like, "No"

I'm like, "Well, what you think?"

She like, "I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn′t be" (Ay)

I′m like, "Girl, what you mean?"

She like, "I don't believe"

"In the war?", "In aliens"

Oh, hold up, hold up, wait

Girl, what you sayin′?

That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?

I guess

What an enormous coincidence that shit would be

Do you see what I'm sayin′?

I can't hear what you′re sayin'

Well the universe always expanding (ay)

There are infinite galaxies (infinite)

Why would we be the anomaly?

She like, "That's no coincidence"

"I call that shit God" (hold up)

I′m like, "Oh you′re religious, bitch"

"You think it's all God?"

No, I know it′s all God

No, I know that there might be a God

First off, nobody knows there's a God

Girl, I think we should drop this (ay)

No, what′s goin' on in your brain right now? (Brain)

Brain on some other shit though

I′ve been all up in the club for the year, hey (brain)

I've been killin' shit don′t mind me, ay

I′m just top flight

I could sure use a Sprite

I'm thirsty as fuck

Who gettin′ money? That's Brain (Brain)

Who make decisions? That′s Brain (Brain)

Who make the hits? That be Brain (Brain)

Who run the whole operation? That be Brain-

Brain, can- can you just get back to the issue here?

Uh... (really?) Can you just remind the brain?

You're such an idiot, we′re talking about God and if he exists

Don't call Brain names

The Brain couldn't recall

But if I′m not mistaken, this bitch to my left

Guaranteed there′s a God

I believe in a God, yes

So, God never wrong

God never wrong, right?

Yeah, that's like the whole point

Brain just get there, please

Hold up, so God made the earth (ay)

And God was like hold up (hold up)

This shit is borin′

It need more shit

God was like, "I'ma put dinosaurs on that bitch"

"Dinosaurs on that bitch"

Then He like, "Why′d I put dinosaurs on that shit?"

What is your brain even sayin'?

Can he get to the point?

Hold up brain you just did it (ah)

God ain′t wrong, what the fuck was he thinking?

"About what?", "Bitch, the dinosaurs"

He made the Earth for them and then he like, "No"?

"Dinosaurs are just blah?" (What's your point?)

"I'ma cook up some blondes?"

Like, He was way off, I don′t look like a dinosaur

Ho, them things 35 feet, I′m like 5-foot-11

(Up on Tinder I'm six foot)

Seen that Brachiosaurus

That thing fuckin′ neck go to heaven (good shit Brain)

And that's just an expression, bitch

There ain′t no heaven (ay)

Funny

I'm just messin′ but if he ain't wrong

I guess this the exception

"Can I talk now?", "Go ahead"

Look, everything in life has purpose (ay)

You, chickens, a midget at a circus (what?)

I don't interpret

She like, "That′s not for me to determine"

So dinosaurs purpose was to just die?

That′s not for me to determine

But-, okay

I'm just a person

Okay but think of the root of the argument girl (ay)

View how we started this girl, like, you don′t believe in the aliens

Yeah, I just-

You confine God to earth, girl, I find that shit salient

I just don't presume to know the plan

Bitch, me neither but that′s not what I've been sayin′

But what are you sayin'?

Why can't God fuck with aliens?

Why can′t Earth be like, a fuckin′ small side project for this guy?

Okay, look, we just don't see eye to eye

Yeah but logically, like, you don′t believe in your side

Well but you're like bringin′ up fuckin' dinosaurs

Like we could have shared the earth with them, nobody knows-

Yeah, there is hard soil evidence, girl

Like what′s next, you don't fuck with Pangaea?

She like, "Lets change the subject"

Okay (This bitch don't know about Pangaea)

Brain, leave it alone

Uh, I′m starving, are you hungry by chance?

Oh, my god, I′m so hungry

Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?

Fuck yeah

Fuck yeah, I'm on it

Also, I′m sorry about that whole interrogation thing

Come on dude I'm a grown-up (ay)

I′m capable of having intelligent conversations

O- okay, I just-

Fuck it, back to this pizza I lean pepperoni

Ugh

Sausage?

How can you eat that shit?

No, no, no, this not Dominoes, this legit

It's high-quality meat and shit

No, no, I′m vegetarian

Oh, right, well we can get half pepperoni (ay)

And half of whatever you like

Uh, ew, I can't have that shit in the same box

Uh, s- seriously?

Yeah

You're that against meat?

No, I′m that against us being gluttonous

Thinkin′ that animals live on this earth to get eat

Okay, is it how we treat them?

That sure doesn't help

Okay

She like, "I′m not opposed to us huntin'" (ay)

"But now we not trackin′ them down"

"We just breed 'em to eat, that′s disgustin'" (ay)

"You should honestly read on the subject

Alright, hold up (hold up)

Just because we're not runnin′ around with a bow and arrow

Doesn′t mean we're not huntin′ these chickens

We just set the place to do our huntin' intelligently enough

To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want

That′s my point, we just incubate animals

Instead of just letting them live how they come

Yea-, but- that's just your God at work, bitch

While we go hard on earth

What you think would happen right now if you left my place

And there were like three wolves waiting for you?

Wolves?

Bitch, they would tear your ass up

Viciously, like, they would eat your titties (and your pussy)

That′s what they do (and your face and shit)

Humans are smarter, bitch, that's what we do

She like, "Apples to oranges"

Bitch that phrase don't make no sense

Why can′t fruit be compared?

She like, "I′m gonna leave"

There's just all of these conflicting principles

Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza

I will, that′s my God-given right (ay)

She like, "Where is my bag?"

Oh, that leather one next to the trash?

That's the one right? Made out of cow, I think?

Ugh, why are there no Ubers in this area?

So you don′t eat the meat, you just be wearin' that shit

I′m not listening dude

That's barbaric as shit (ay)

Do you come from the Vikings?

Why are you even still talking?

Do you take peoples land?

I'm not listening, dude

Do you fuck with the war?

How are there no Ubers anywhere?

Just download Lyft, they are bigger in presence out here

I don′t wanna add shit to my phone

Okay, the choices are clear, ho

Ubers are not around here, ho

Taxis will come but they real slow

Ay, the brain gotta poop

T minus 5 ′til the brain gotta shit

I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy

Ugh, look do you just want to sleep here?

Uh, no thanks

It′s past 2:00 am

I'm not sharing a bed with you

You can sleep in my bed, I′ll sleep on the floor

Fine, you're sure?

Yeah, it′s cool, I won't throw you out to the wolves

Oh, my god, you're so annoying

I couldn′t help myself

But can you at least throw me a pillow?

I′m just pillow talkin' with a bitch (ay)

I′m just pillow talkin' with a bitch (ay)

(Do you fuck with the war?)

I just finished spazzin′ on a bitch, ay

Now I'm pillow talkin′ with a bitch

Brain gotta poop, still

Please don't neglect the Brain

Please don't neglect the Brain

Hold on, is that my Lyft? I don′t know if I-

Nah, I got a pizza

Full pepperoni too

So, you′re not gonna wanna be a part of it

But first you should poop

Please don't neglect the Brain