Party on the Everglades

She's got the bejeezuz

bleeding from her arms

she's autostigmatismatic

she sets off car alarms

and she's got a harley

she hardly ever rides

through the eye of the hurricane

and she makes it out alive

she's a party on the everglades

she's endangered and dangerous

she's got a rooster teacosy

made of lead

amazing the neighborhood

she's growing houses in her head

and she's supernumerary

when it comes to all her men

sea planes land on her

and are never seen again

she's a party on the everglades

she makes me want to do something

I want to

I want to

I want to

I want to

I want to

I want to

die

My friend all want to meet her

but I don't like the mess

she's in another era

growing potatos in her dress

and she's something special

but I don't want to say

I'm building a statue of her

made out of special K

she's a party on the everglades

she's endangered and dangerous

and dangerous

she...

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