They're Everywhere

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic

with surround sound speakers

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

I hooked my cell phone

to a megaphone

to my headphone

and I'm still alone

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

and I'd like to talk to you right now

but it's me on the other line

I'll call you back

when the weather man

on the news gives me the sign

and I know you think

they're all out to get you

but they're really out to get me

can't you see

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

I'm a millitant environmentalist

in a Ford Exploder

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

I'm a xenophobic tapiocaphobe

and a claustrophobic agoraphobe

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

And I'd like to talk to you right now

but it's me on my other mind

I'll call you back when the spaceship lands

in 1949

and I know you think they're all out to get you

but they're really out to get me

can't you see

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!

I'm a bipedal omnivoric semi-simian

who is always mating

they're everywhere!

they're every