Epic rap battles of history

Joe Biden

VersusDonald

It′s the DJT gettin' it on

The Teflon Don on the White House lawn

Against wimps like you, I′ll win a third term

Your campaign's like your family, crash and burn

Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet?

Resist me? That's a riot

Why don′t you step behind the gym, I′ll be standing by

We'll see how tough you are against the 45

I shoot a hole through your whole party

Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani

Then I go, and I bone on Melania

I′m gonna smash you, Joe, like China

I've got all the best cognition

With all the top grammar

I′m not a little girl's shoulders

So you can′t touch this, MC Stammer

You're a disaster inciting hysteria

You say I'm selling hate in America

You′re selling hatin′ America

Like with Hillary, the people aren't swayed

You′re just Barack's shadow

And I don′t really like the shade

The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen

So I know how you must have felt

When they killed Jeffrey Epstein

Rap lyrics just ain't for you

You should stick to love letters for Kim Jong-Un

You′re a wrestling heel

Nothing 'bout you is real

Bitch, you didn't even really write The Art of the Deal

But you tapped into the rage of red mad hatters

Well, let me tell you, Trump, all lies matter

I don′t want to defund no police

I picked a DA for my VP

I′m not a communist, I'm not a socialist

I′m just an old-ass man with some decency (wrong)

No matter what you try to say

Global warming ain't cancelled

You pulled out of Paris

Should have pulled out of Stormy Daniels

I ain′t sleepy, I'm tired

Of you, Donald Trump, you′re fired

The only thing getting fired on my watch

Is tear gas from law enforcement

I'll keep America great, you'll unleash Antifa

And keep America like Portland (sad)

Ain′t nothin′ gonna beat me

No person, woman, man, camera, TV

Eh, they impeached me

I still walked out of DC looking peachy

You got the sloppy, Joe, but no beef

The only white privilege I see are those teeth

Maybe teach your son a thing or two about life

Like there's no hunting season for your dead brother′s wife

You and your masks and your knight rider shades

Are getting revoked like you're Roe versus Wade

There′s no blue wave, forget it, not coming

It's like I tell, criminals, Joe, stop running

Was Breonna Taylor running, hmm?

You dog whistling fool

I think your Daddy would finally be proud of you

He was a racist asshole, too

Что ты сделал

What′s this malarkey?

Ох ебать

Keep at it, and you'll end up in jail, Hoss

I'll take you down like I′m you, and you′re a mailbox

From all your wives to the SATs

Everything you ever did, you just had to cheat

'Cause you′re too insecure to even look like a loser

You're the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover

But you scooped a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier

Then became the constitution′s domestic abuser

200,000 deaths lying at your door

And you think they're suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps

Sometimes I can′t tell for which side you're rootin'

When we go high, you go down on Putin

Truth is, you′re scared to lose

You got nothing in the banks ′cept IOUs

Y-Y-You whine about ballots like a bitch

But the only thing that's rigged is taxes for the rich

Look, you′re a freeloader, change your name to Tramp

My campaign's ramping up, you can′t get down a ramp

I'm pulling away faster than your wife′s hand

For the love of democracy, will you shut up, man

Who won?

Who's that?

You literally decide

Epic rap battles of history