Vader, this is your last chance

Battle me, or die!

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Darth Vader

Versus

Adolf Hitler

Begin!

Screw you, you big black cunt

I′ll kick your balls and your face

A war on two fronts

The Führer will crush the Dark Side

Like a rap Apartheid

I put the germ into Germany

I'm sick on this mic

I beat you twice you sellout

Now you bow down to Mickey Mouse

You call yourself a Dark Lord?

You couldn′t even conquer Space Mountain!

You're just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving

Well, I baked you something, here pop into my oven

Let me paint you a picture son

Portrait of a bitch after World War 1

You were stirring up the fears of the German people

Telling the world that the Jews are evil

You wrote a little book

Got 'em fired up

Had a Beer Hall Putsch

Got ′em fired up

When your bunker started getting fired up

You put a gun in your mouth and fired up

You dumb motherfucker didn′t Napoleon let you know?

When you conquer Russia better pack some fucking winter clothes

While you're fighting off Valkyrie

I got a million clones they die for me

My bounty hunters ride for me

Yo′ homeboy finish this rhyme for me

They call me Boba Fett

You wanna mess with me?

I put my balls in your mouth like Boba Tea

I got a jetpack yo

You know I steal the show?

'Cause when I rock a microphone

Oh, sieg hell no!

You′re not going to cheat me mister sunglasses all the time

I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy

And all your spermy soldier guys

And throw you in a butthole in the sand

I am Adolf Hitler

Who won?

Who′s next?

You decide!

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Epic Rap Battles of History!