Verse 1:

I love the bathroom sink (x2)

Sleep in the bathroom sink (x2)

Verse 2:

I'm asleep in the bathroom sink (x2)

10 minutes the later the tap's turned on (x2)

Verse 3:

I get really mad when the tap is turned on (x2)

Yeah I get really mad when the tap is turned on.

Verse 4:

I now have to make my escape (x2)

Just because the tap was turned on (x2)

Verse 5:

I got to make my escape out the room

in a flash because I'll get wet

Verse 6:

I don't really like getting wet. (x2)

I am mad my owners did that (x4)

Bridge 1:

The Bathroom Sink (x30)

Verse 7:

I am mad they got me out out of

the bathroom sink. I loved it

in there very much.