Verse 1:

Oh, Scampy Cat

Where are you at?

Are you chasing a bat?

Or Are Ya lieing on the mat?

Scampy Cat.

Where have you sat?

Tell me your not growin' Fat

Are you wearing a hat?

Where are you Scampy Cat

Scampy Cat.

Bridge 1:

Oh Scampy Cat

Oh Scampy Cat

Oh Scampy Cat

How come you don't like being pat?

Scampy Cat

Verse 2:

Oh, Scampy Cat

I found where your at

You were lieing on the mat

And your not growin' Fat

Scampy Cat