We′ve had a hell of a ride

But you thought we were riding to heaven

Well, I motherfucking liedNow crank that funky shit to eleven

'Leven, ′leven, 'leven

Hey man

Sup bro

You hear about Bo dude?

Yeah that kid sucks

The kids tryna rap, he was in theatre in high school

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, is that him?

What?

Is that him?

Holy shit

Ah, fuck, this motherfucker scares me I cant do this shit

Shut up

I cant do this shit, I cant fuckin do this shit

DUDE, JUST SHUT UP

Photosynthetical. I want 'em botanical

And I′m kind of theoretical (what)

Quantum mechanical (what)

Alphabetical, a word puritanical

Not a hypothetical

I rule tyrannical

Tyrannical-saurus-rex

Fuck the system

Solar plexus

A lone star Texas, yeah

Too smart to be sexist, hey

Slow it down; the shit′s too quick

Fuck it; stick with it

The kid is too sick to quit

Haters, suck my dick

Handle the candle, lick the wick

No, stop,

You're better than that

Come on, mail definition; there′s a letter in that

Spell "male" then repeat the second letter in that

"A" "A" If you got a girl, let her in that

I said I got a green light, Jay Gatsby

You know leaking's just for maxi

Leak my tracks, they′re tax-free

The way it should be, if you ask me

Take this music

Choose it, use it, fuse it

Abuse it, lose it

Some of you like it sweet

But if it's just me, then, B, let′s ride the beat

Fuck it, get a bucket

My stomach is gonna upchuck

Texas ranger, no, walker, get up, Chuck

Pixars dicks are slick 'cause they fucked up

What a fucked up stuck up suck up

Say this shit is crap, scoff

Write me off as some white kid tryin' to rap

Because I′m willing to quit,

Just kidding the kid′ll keep killing this shit, oh

We've had a hell of a ride

But you thought we were riding up to heaven

Well, I motherfucking lied

So crank that funky shit to eleven

We′ve had a hell of a ride

But you thought we were riding up to heaven, heaven

I motherfucking lied

So crank that funky shit to eleven, baby

Lyrical acrobat

Listen, empirical mathematician, the lyrical aftermath

Is it part due to the fact that rap's elastic addict is missin

Too smart to be dismissed, hey

Miss Heart meet Mister Fist

Kids can′t cut it so they try a wrist, shit

Got nothin' on me; I′m a nihilist

Come on, Bo, flow

Blow like the wind go

Flow like the wind blow

Blowin' out the window

Amnesty, amnesia, I remember a window in Indonesia

Pleased to meet ya

I don't believe in Jesus

Jesus please dont sneeze your cheeze-its

Please, it′s just what I believe

It′s not Jesus. It's Cheezez-Its, right?

Not like the Jeremiah Wright guy

Rhyme too tight and it′s makin you fight mine

Skin Lite-Brite, like at night what you write by

Lord of the Rings but I'm the Tolkien white guy

Too dense, gotta rewind it

Hate my brain but too sane to mind it

Meanings there, but as a rule of thumb

Just hum if you′re too dumb to find it (hmmm)

We've had a hell of a ride

But you thought we were riding up to heaven

Well, I motherfucking lied

So crank that funky shit to eleven

We′ve had a hell of a ride

But you thought we were riding up to heaven, heaven

I motherfucking lied

Now crank that funky shit to eleven, baby

We had a hell of a ride

But I thought we were riding to heaven, heaven

You motherfucking lied

So crank that funky shit to eleven, 'leven

We had a hell of a ride (you think I'm joking

Well then you dont know me)

You thought we were riding up to heaven, heaven (you dont,

You dont, You dont know me at all)

I motherfucking lied (you think I′m joking well then you dont know me)

So crank that funky shit to eleven, baby (you dont, you dont,

You dont know me at all)

We had a hell of a ride

You thought we were riding up to heaven, heaven

I motherfucking lied

So crank that funky shit to eleven, ′leven

We had a hell of a ride

But I thought we were riding to heaven, heaven

You motherfucking lied

So crank that funky shit to eleven, 'leven

If you think I′m joking

Well then you dont know me

You dont,

You dont, You dont, you don't know me at all