I used to run for miles, I used to ride my bike

I used to wake up with a smile

And go to bed at night with a dream (ah)But now I′m turning 30 (no!)

I used to be the young one, got used to meeting people

Who weren't used to meeting someone who was born in 1990

No way! (Yeah, I was born in 1990)

Now I′m turning 30

God, god-damn it!

I'm (turning 30, turning 30)

(Turning 30, turning 30)

Turning (turning 30, turning 30)

(Turning 30, turning 30)

Thirty (turning 30, turning 30)

(Turning 30, turning 30)

I'm turning 30 (turning 30, turning 30)

(Turning 30, turning 30)

When he was 27, my granddad fought in Vietnam

When I was 27, I built a birdhouse with my mom

Oh, fuck (oh), how am I thirty? (Oh!)

I used to make fun of the boomers

In retrospect, a bit too much

Now all these fucking zoomers

Are telling me that I′m out of touch? Oh, yeah?

Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds, okay?

So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late ′20s

Don't come crawling back to me

I′m (turning 30, turning 30)

(Turning 30, turning 30)

Turning (turning 30, turning 30)

(Turning 30, turning 30)

Thirty (turning 30, turning 30)

(Turning 30, turning 30)

I'm turning 30 (turning 30, turning 30)

(Turning 30, turning 30)

And now my stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

And now my stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children

It′s 2020, and I'm 30, I′ll do another ten

2030, I'll be 40 and kill myself then