This is the tale, of a world gone wrong

A history without a song

The threads of meaning lost to meWe′re blind to what we cannot see

Aeons ago when the ancients ruled

Otyg and Lumsk, celebrating yule

But then the damn pirates came along and said

YO HO HO - You're fucking dead!

Now your world′s crashing down

Only one can survive

It's time you woke up

And realized

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We think you're dumb and we hate you too

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We don′t give a fuck, we think you all suck

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We think you′re dumb and we hate you too

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck

FUCK YOU

Sailing the seas of the distant past

We′re on a quest to kick your ass

With cannonfire and battlecry

Your mighty legacy will die

The blood of Blackbeard in our veins

We're bringing slaughter, death and pain

There′s no escape, tonight you're screwed

Cos we′re the pirate metal drinking crew

Across the seven seas

For a thousand years

We're your greatest wish

We're your darkest fear

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We think you′re dumb and we hate you too

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We don′t give a fuck, we think you all suck

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We think you're dumb and we hate you too

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We don′t give a fuck, we think you all suck

FUCK YOU

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We think you're dumb and we hate you too

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We don′t give a fuck, we think you all suck

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We think you're dumb and we hate you too

We are the pirate metal drinking crew,

We don′t give a fuck, we think you all suck

FUCK YOU