It′s three years to the very day

Since a pirate captain said to me

"Hey lad, come join our crewAdventure and glory waits for you!"

I took his words as gold

Set sail for quests untold

With a bottle of rum in my hand

I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands!

Hey! You're banjaxed!

Hey! You′re screwed!

And death is coming for you!

Trapped on an island, lost at sea!

Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be!

Hey! You're banjaxed!

Hey! You′re screwed!

And death is coming for you!

Trapped on an island, lost at sea!

Shipwrecked your destiny!

On the 16th night at sea

In the depths of toil and misery

We struck a hidden reef

And our ship began to sink beneath

I grabbed some drifting wood

And held on as long as I could

′Til abandoned on a desert isle

Now stuck here 'til the day I die!

Hey! You′re banjaxed!

Hey! You're screwed!

And death is coming for you!

Trapped on an island, lost at sea!

Shipwrecked, you′ll cease to be!

Hey! You're banjaxed!

Hey! You′re screwed!

And death is coming for you!

Trapped on an island, lost at sea!

Shipwrecked your destiny!

Shipwrecked!

Shipwrecked!

Get drunk or die!

Shipwrecked!

Shipwrecked!

Get drunk or die!

Hey! You're banjaxed!

Hey! You're screwed!

And death is coming for you!

Trapped on an island, lost at sea!

Shipwrecked, you′ll cease to be!

Hey! You′re banjaxed!

Hey! You're screwed!

And death is coming for you!

Trapped on an island, lost at sea!

Shipwrecked your destiny!