Verse:

You know him well

he's got a story to tell

he's mysterious like 'the blaze'

He would sit in his shop

he'd stare at the clock

no 'custies' yet today

All that we know, is he lived all alone

I guess girls don't like wigs

He ate power bars and watched movie stars

did you eat at Port of Subs today?

Chorus:

Steve Bradley, you'll always be king

Steve Bradley, we know you wear a wig

Steve Bradley, you always put on a show

Steve Bradley, please tell us where did you go?

Verse:

Store was always hot

he worked out a lot

store special was always disc

When Christmas time came

the mall wasn't his game

"I do all my shopping right over there"

When you're at home

and you sit all alone

what kind of movies do you watch?

Do you prefer to watch 'Rambo'

but somehow watch 'Rambone'

now you know that's kinda what I thought

Chorus

Bridge:

Remember when those guys came in

he thought they were theives told them no shopping

Remember 'the Steves' the laserdisc sleeves

expensive posters, little magazines

Remember his chair, his greasy hair

the notes that he wrote, the deli's right over there

Chorus