Mr. Muffin

You're Hot, Calm Down

by Mr. Muffin

6 Views Jun 02, 2026

Lyrics

[intro]
(Yeah)
(Check the mirror, or don't)
(just uh.. chill.)

[Verse 1]
You’re staring at your pores again.
It’s 2:00 AM, where do I begin?
You’re hunting for a tiny flaw.
To put your confidence in a claw.
You think your nose is slightly bent?
That’s brain cells that are badly spent.
You’re acting like a super-villain.
When honestly, you’re just a ten.

[Pre-Chorus]
The lighting in here is a lie.
Don’t look so close, you’re gonna cry.
You’re winning fights that don’t exist.
Put down the brush, give it a rest. (Just stop)

[Chorus]
You’re hot, calm down.
Take off that nervous frown.
You’re hot, calm down.
The prettiest girl in town.
Stop the overthinking now.
Take a literal golden bow.
You’re hot, calm down.
You’re hot, calm down. (For real though)

[Verse 2]
You’re zoomed in like a CSI.
Searching for a reason to sigh.
"Is my hair too flat?" "Is my skin too dry?"
Girl, you’re the peak, the limit, the sky.
If looking good was a literal crime.
You’d be doing some serious time.
But instead of a flex or a brag.
You’re treating your face like a lag. (Git gud)

[Pre-Chorus]
The lighting in here is a lie.
Don’t look so close, you’re gonna cry.
You’re winning fights that don’t exist.
Put down the brush, give it a rest.

[Chorus]
You’re hot, calm down.
Take off that nervous frown.
You’re hot, calm down.
The prettiest girl in town.
Stop the overthinking now.
Take a literal golden bow.
You’re hot, calm down.
You’re hot, calm down.

[Bridge]
You’re the main character, act like it.
The outfit is fire, the shoes fit.
The world isn't staring at your chin.
They’re wondering how you always win.
I’m the expert, I’ve got the stats.
Your self-doubt is talking out its hat. (Trash talk)

[Chorus]
You’re hot, calm down.
Take off that nervous frown.
You’re hot, calm down.
The prettiest girl in town.
Stop the overthinking now.
Take a literal golden bow.
You’re hot, calm down.
You’re hot, calm down.

[Outro]
Seriously, go get a snack.
You’re a whole meal, that’s a fact.
(Calm down)
(We’re leaving in five minutes!)
(You look great, nerrrrd~)
(Yeah)