Will Talk, Hollywood Will Listen

I wouldn't be so alone

The they knew my name in every home

Kevin Spacey would call on the phone

But I'd be too busy

Come back to the old ville and dine

Cameron Diaz give me a sign

I'd make you smile all the time

Your conversation would compliment mine

I will talk and Hollywood will listen

See them bow and my every word

Mr Spielberg look just what you're missing

Doesn't that seem a little obsurd

Bow at my every word

Buy up the rights to my book

Live on a ranch from what the box office took

I'll go and visit the set

They'll call me their saviour

All the peoples will scorn celebrity

Lives on the moon

But, I'll be back home in June

To promote the sequel

I will talk and Hollywood will listen

See them bow and my every word

Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing

Doesn't that seem a little obsurd

Bow at my every word