Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here

Your voice sounds so wonderful

But yer face don't look too clear

So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew

Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw

Chorus:

Why don't we get drunk and screw

I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you

They say you are a snuff queen

Honey I don't think that's true

So, why don't we get drunk and screw

-- Spoken: "Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go..."

(swing instrumental)

Chorus:

Why don't we get drunk and screw

I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you

They say you are a snuff queen

Honey I don't think that's true

So why don't we get drunk and screw

Yeah, now baby I say, (Lord!)

Why don't we get drunk and screw