What Would Brian Boitano Do?

Stan: What would Brian Boitano do

If was here right now?

He'd make a plan and he'd follow through

That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics

Skating for the gold

He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold

Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps

Fighting grizzly bears

He used his magical fire breath

And saved the maidens fair

Everyone: So what would Brian Boitano do

If were here today?

I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two

That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me

It has stunted my vocabulary

Kyle: And I just want my mom

to stop fighting everyone

Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too

Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Everyone: What would Brian Boitano do?

He'd call all the kids in town

And tell them to unite for two

That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano traveled through time

To the year 3010

He fought the evil robot king

And saved the human race again

Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids

He beat up Kublar Kahn

Everyone: Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody

So let's get all the kids together

For we have to stop our moms

And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too

Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do

And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too

Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo

Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!