Walk Of Shame

One step, two steps, counting tiles on the floor
Three steps, four steps, I guess this means that I'm a whore
Uh-oh, hell no, how long till I reach the door?
f*** me, my feet are late

I'm wearing last night's dress and I look like a hot ass mess
I know my hair looks good cause I have not slept yet!

Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing on the buttons, but nothing's happening
Please God do not let anybody see me
Please God I'll do anything you ask of me
I promise, no more walks of shame

So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)

Last night's bubblegum, no more bubbles, no more yum
Where'd I get the wristband, tell me there's no tramp stamp
One two three shoot, no one on the [?]
Damn it man but sure is fun, party 'til the sun wakes up

Okay now raise two hands if you ever been guilty
And quack like a duck qauck qauck if you walk with me

Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing on the buttons, but nothing's happening
Please God do not let anybody see me
Please God I'll do anything you ask of me
I promise, no more walks of shame

So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)

I should not have let
'Em take my keys, take my keys
Then left me here, with too much beer
My friends, they hung me out to dry
It's not my problem, that's why
I'm doin 'the walk of shame

Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing on the buttons, but nothing's happening
Please God do not let anybody see me
Please God I'll do anything you ask of me
I promise, no more walks of shame

So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking)
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