Volvo Cowgirl 99

Video countdown cyber phallic optics

Profligate talk shows scrounging for a topic

Rock-a-buy gravy train cradle's gonna rock me

37 million's what Larry Parker got me

World War XIV, my first Sony

Beatles wrote the Nike song and called it macaroni

Billy Jean Burger King chauvinist pig pen

U.S. Army only wants a few straight men



Aaaaaaaah

Volvo cowgirl 99

Yeah yeah



Panaflex Soloflex Genuflect Pope

What the world needs now is babies, gun and hope

Guardian angel dust in the wind cries Mary

Wanna be Madonna but the price is too high, very

Perfect rhythm Nazis in the pagan rhythm nation

Everybody's equal in the glow of radiation

Gotta four-wheel drive and I park it in the driveway

When I get drunk I drive it on the parkway

Gotta get a TV set for my car

Tonight's the Battle of the Network Stars



Aaaaaaaah

Volvo cowgirl 99

Yeah yeah



Saniflush Bud-Bowl makin' me sick

Cause anybody in a helmet looks just like a dick

Steely Dan rather be hammer than a nail

The Serbs, the Poles, and the check's in the mail

Eat sleep live die fucking record label

G Gordon Liddy under the table, table, table

Clarence Thomas organ grinder Frank Dileo's dong

Maybe if I'd him I'd have had a hit song



Aaaaaaaah

Volvo cowgirl 99

Yeah yeah



Aaaaaaaah

Volvo cowgirl 99

Yeah yeah



Aaaaaaaah

Volvo cowgirl 99

Yeah yeah