Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum

Do you recall some years ago?
Up in the mountains that were white with snow
Inside a cavern McDougal he was plannin'
There's gonna be a showdown with somebody he knows

Well he's been there a year or so
Something will happen very soon I know
I hear him playin' his bagpipes every mornin'
I think that it's a warmin' he's gathering the clan

Soon you'll hear the sound of people shouting
You will see the claymores in their hands
If you knew the reason for their fighting
You would never understand

Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum
The tune McDougal always used to hum
While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor
Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan

Bom bom, bom-bom-bom
Bom bom, bom-bom-bom
Bom bom, bom-bom-bom
Bom bom, bom-bom-bom
Bom bom, bom-bom-bom
Bom bom, bom-bom-bom

Do you recall some years ago?
Up in the mountains that were white with snow
Inside a cavern McDougal he was plannin'
There's gonna be a showdown with somebody he knows

Soon you'll hear the sound of people shouting
You will see the claymores in their hands
If you knew the reason for their fighting
You would never understand

Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum
The tune McDougal always used to hum
While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor
Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan

Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum
The tune McDougal always used to hum
While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor
Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan

Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum
The tune McDougal always used to hum
While he was fightin' his rival clan McGregor
Dishonour he would never the tartan of his clan

Oh Tweedle Dee, oh Tweedle Dum . . . [continue to fade]