Top Dog

Verse: You look so fine in that little short red dress, your good intentions may get you in a mess there are jokers to the left of me, losers to the right, the next guy to come over here may just start a fight looks like I ll be putting out a forest fire
Chorus: I m the big man on campus I am your bodyguard, I m now runnin the show like the Boss Hog, and your big man on campus is now taking charge I am to your rescue as your Top Dog
Verse: You could wear my jacket, you could catch a death of cold
This clientele around here makes me feel a little old
There s whistling from the corner and there s howlin all around

There will be some moaning if I have to take some down
I better go and put my red cape on. Repeat Chorus
Bridge: What s gonna happen when you hit the dance floor? I ll have to call the Army or the National Guard. The Navy and Marines may have to fight here too before that I may have to go and clear this room. I m your big man on campus
Solo/Verse 2: I ve got you covered if you feel the need to, get a little crazy I will understand you ll cause a riot with the moves you make, and things could really get too out of hand
Chorus Twice: I m your big man on campus I m your bodyguard, I m now runnin the show like the Boss Hog and the big man on campus is now taking charge I am to your rescue as your Top Dog