Those Magnificent Twin Ion Engine Machines

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)

Those magnificent Twin Ion Engine machines
They blow up-diddly-up-dup,
They're shot down-diddly-own-down!
They smash into each other, and die in each scene
They blow up-diddly-up-dup
They're shot down-diddly-own-down

Up(ting!)
Down(thump)
Flying around!
Out of the hangar, and into the ground!
All(ting!)
the(thump)
Pilots are green,
Those magnificent Twin Ion Engine machines!

They can spin all around with a blasted-off wing!
It must be the helmets- they can't see a thing.
Seinar Fleet Systems have made a mistake,
They made them as tough as a soggy cornflake!

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Those magnificent Twin Ion Engine machines
They blow up-diddly-up-dup
They're shot down-diddly-own-down
They smash into each other, and die in each scene
Those magnificent Twin-
Those magnificent Twin-
Those magnificent Twin Ion ENGINE MACHINES!!!!