They Called Me Porker

V1:A battle of honor I put on every day

I was beaten down with not much to say

I was a big old kid with even bigger dreams, but I had a thing for Krispy Kremes

C: Hey Porker, They shouted, as I walked down

the hall. Hey Porker! They kept saying,

no I wasn't very small

And in a mean old world it was plain to

see, there was no room for Porkers like me.

V2: A day in the life of a big kid like me

was a very pitiful sight to see. Kids can

be so cruel til they hunt down their prey

I can still hear them say...

C: Hey Porker! They shouted, as I walked down

the hall. Hey Porker. They kept saying, no

I wasn't very small, and in a mean old world

it was plain to see, there was no room for

Porkers like me

Bridge: A day in the life, of big kid like me

With a twinkie in one hand. And a will

to be free.. But I stood my ground, shaky

ground, and I knew what I had to do

'Cause even though I couldn't fit in a

chair. I still had my rights too!!!

Repeat Chorus

End: And in a mean old world it was plain to

see, there wasn't room for Porkers like me.