There's No-one

There's no-one to call from a country town

It's not a bad thing

I don't have anyone lovely to call

And it's not a bad thing

I'm not doing the dirty, breaking a vow

I'm not a tomcat doing the rounds

And if I were there'd be no-one to complain

There's no-one worrying at home

Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone

Happy if after the show I'm alone

There's no-one to call from a country town

And say I got a tan

Or we played under the biggest pergola

This side of Japan

The mountains are hazy - the mist from the sea

Is it good luck for dolphins on the same wave as me?

Or, honey-child I miss you just same

There's no-one worrying at home

Ringing to see if I'll answer the phone

Happy if after the show I'm alone

It's strange to be happy if your boyfriend's lonely

But that's the way they are

It's strange to be happy if your girlfriend's lonely

But that's the way we are

But no-one's worrying at home