The World's A Stage (a Dramady)

Yeah yeah yeah thank you for having me.

MY girl is cheap. She's so cheap......

I told her to goes to Blockbuster

and rent me FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH!

(crowd laughs)

She come back with FOUR fingers!

(crowd laughs)

I was like "AIN'T THAT A BIP!"

You know what I'm sayin?

So so I'm watchin' Barney right...."OOOII LOOOVE YOUUUUU....."

And and the nigga just have a heart attack!

(crown laughs loudly and cheers)

So....so, I go into Foot Locker cause I want some new shoes!

I take my shoes off, everybody fall out.

(crowd laughs)

Got me some new Timbs, some Nikes, some socks, everythang!

And lemme see, lemme see....

Oh yeah, oh yeah ohyeahyeah, I'm at the gas station.....

This nigga come up....wipin' my windows, askin me do I have 50 cents?

I told him 'no!'

(crowd laughs loudly and cheers)

Ahhh, ah, ah, eh eh, oh OOOOOUUURH....yeah.

Mister Shaquiiiiile O'Neal!

Give it up for this guy, ladies and gentlemen!

(crowd laughs loudly)

Boy got a shoe size of a milk carton.

Ten gallon hat wearin'......

(crowd continues laughing)

So...so....so I'm at Pathmark buyin' lightbulbs, right?

And I see this ooold girl I wanted to get back with in high school....

Still wearing those same curlers......

Slippers and a bathrobe.

Talkin bout "I'se hungry!"

(crowd laughs)

Uh, how come all the,

only the 500 pound women wanna go in the diet section?

(ha ha ha ha, I DON'T KNOW HOW THE ....)

Yeah, um, so, um....so.....