The Vans Song

Well, you¡¯re just like a club fag wearing Doc Martens

Get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip-ons

Worship Jeff Spicoli not Chris Cornell

Get a pair of Vans or God will send you to Hell

To Hell¡­

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Since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone else¡¯s kitchen

The plain truth is that you just plain suck

So why should I tell you not to waste a hundred bucks

Vans in my head

Vans on my feet

My sole is on the ground when I¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4

Don¡¯t wear no Doc Martens

Can¡¯t wear no Birkenstocks

Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­

If you want to wear them you don¡¯t have to ride a skateboard

You can even wear them with a pair of old cords

Someone¡¯ll probably tell you that they¡¯re not in trend

Just tell them that¡¯s the reason why you don¡¯t have any friends

No friends¡­

I don¡¯t wanna hear about alternative footwear

And I don¡¯t wanna hear about your new hair-do

I don¡¯t give a shit about you stupid motherfuckers

¡®Cause I just wanna get a pair of olive green chukas!

Vans in my head

Vans on my feet

My sole is on the ground when I¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4

Don¡¯t wear no Doc Martens

Can¡¯t wear no Birkenstocks

Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­

Vans in my head

Vans on my feet

My sole is on the ground when I¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4

Don¡¯t wear no Doc Martens

Can¡¯t wear no Birkenstocks

Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡­