The Taliban Song

I'm just a middle-aged middle-eastern camel herdin' man

I've got a little two bedroom cave here in north Afgahnistan

Things used to be real nice and they got outta hand

Since they moved in

They call themselves the Taliban

ooo, ooo the Taliban, baby

I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here

They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear

She loves the desert and the hot, white sand but now

Man she just like me

She can't stand the Taliban

ooo, ooo the Taliban, baby

But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be

Ride camel, ride

My ol' lady she'll be here with me

Just smilin' ride by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine

Or maybe Turkministan

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban

Now they attacked New York City 'cause they thought they could win

Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end

Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran he said now

You sons a' bitches, you better not be doin' any business with the Taliban

ooo, ooo the Taliban, baby

Now we prayed to Allah with all of our might

Until those big U.S. jets came flyin' in one night

They dropped little bombs all over the holy land

Man you should've seen 'em run, like rabbits they ran, the Taliban

ooo, ooo the Taliban, baby

But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be

Ride camel, ride

My ol' lady she'll be here with me

Just smilin' ride by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine

Or maybe Turkministan

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban

We'll bid a fair adieu and give a big boner to the Taliban