The Spiderbite Song

When you got that spiderbite on your hand

I thought we would have to break up the band

To lose your arm would surely upset the brain

The poison then could reach your heard from a vein

I was glad it didn't destroy you

How sad that would be

Cause if it destroyed you

It would destroy me

When you had that accident in your car

That whole thing just really seemed too bizarre

Dodging holes and telephone poles through the dash

A million to one that you could survive such a crash

I was glad it didn't destroy you

How sad that would be

Cause if it destroyed you

It would destroy me

When you fell in love, it was all sweet

So devoted, completely swept off your feet

Love is the greatest thing our heart can know

The hole that it leaves in it's abscence can make you feel so low low

I was glad it didn't destroy you

How sad that would be

Cause if it destroyed you

It would destroy me