The Pissy Cat's Revenge

Don't you really hate it how they all pee on the seat?

Those good-for-nothing losers who do little else but cheat.

Don't you really hate it when they think you're just a body?

Or when they look at other girls and say "Hey she's a hottie!"

Is it possible to talk to me without picturing me nude?

Is there more to their simple lives than just football and food?

CHORUS:

How come you just couldn't change?

Things were all so different then.

I can't wait until the day I never think of you again.

I'm sick of wasting time just sitting by the phone.

While in the end I'll probably spend another night alone.

They have to act so tough and cool when they're around thier boys.

And what's so funny about farts and burps- They're just a stupid noise!

I can't believe you compare me to those girls you see in porn,

And every time you mention them I find my patience worn.

CHORUS

DOES HE HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING TO ME?

Does he have any idea what I'm gonna do to him?