The Pez Song

I've had a bad week, its a bad bad world.
No friends, cash, success, still no girl.
New life's what I think I need.
Made a mistake that I can't change
or fix it up. Life's bad and strange.
I know just what I need.
Cigarettes? No. Rot my teeth. Make my smile yellow and my breath reek.
P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need.
No alcohol. You'll make me fat. Make me sick I don't want that.
P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need.
Its cheap, tastes good and doesn't smell.

With packs on ten, I share the wealth.

I like my P-E-Z.
Tons of flavors, every one kicks.
Its just a piece of candy, but I'm addict.
I like my P-E-Z.
Coffee- Yeah, good but dumb with the diner's $2 minimum.
P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need.
Acid- No, not today. I got more than enough messin' my brain.
P-E-Z! Its all I got but all I need.