The Mayor

Oh, it's scrambled eggs what he says

He accuses me of treachery

Got the nine lies, got the wide eyes

Got a failing grade in chemistry

If you count back to the balcony

When all we saw was the mystery

Of a blond-haired boy brought his mother joy

With his pedigree and family tree

Oh, lay it all out on a wicker couch

That you wove in a looney bin

Cut it out, it's a second round'bout

Not the way of a gentlemen

Give it up, get a job,

Take a pill and leave me be

Oh, I'm quite tired of this lunatic

Why must we suffer 'cause the mayor's sick?

He say: "All abandon from this sinking ship"

Then he's off on another trip

He don't care about environment

He has made this a shitty place

My interest rate shrinks at a rapid pace

Compounded daily on my worried face

"If they take something precious from me,

I'm going to take something precious from them"

Oh, now he's losing his constituency

We thought, "Oh, this could never happen again"

If I take something precious from him,

He try to take something precious from me

There's a battle in his head that he cannot win

There's a man he could never be

Oh no, way to go

He's the Mayor