The International Badminton Championship

Don't look at me, he's screaming
You have the nicest body I've ever seen
I'm not a fag, he keeps pretending
Well, you should be, I'm laughing

I'm walking, my eyes are looking for more
Intimidation, you're stuck to the floor
Buy me a beer and I'll follow you home
We are not sick, you are just blind and dumb

Call him whenever your wife is not home
Rent a movie with no stories and no girls
Your closet is full of cute little monsters
But in the dressing you were ready to kill them
Your closet is full of cute little monsters
But in the dressing you were ready to kill them

Do you really enjoy Canadian Tire?
After 12 years, an orgasm could help her
Baseball, engines and strippers
Cross your giners
Baseball, engines and strippers
Maybe they don't notice
Maybe they do