The Credit Song

The best things in life are not free
But you don't need to have money
To get the things that you want to own
You just have to get a loan
When you buy, small or large
Just put it on your credit card
You can live like a king
Not paying for a single thing
Put it on credit and then forget it
Don't let it bother you no more no more
Put it on credit and then forget it
And go back to the store
Every night, I pray and thank
God above for creating the banks
They have been so kind to me
With their boundless generosity
If you cannot make your payments
Well, do like the national governments
You can pay off what you owe

By taking out a bigger loan

Ya gotta put it on credit and then forget it
Don't let it bother you no more no more
Put it on credit and then forget it
And go back to the store
Now I seem to have men after me
From the collection agency
And the bank came by the other day
Took everything I own away
Now I think that it is plain to see
That I must declare bankruptcy
But things aren't really all that bad
I can borrow from my dad!
And put it on credit and then forget it
Don't let it bother you no more no more
Put it on credit and then forget it
And go back to the store
Ya gotta put it on credit and then forget it
Don't let it bother you no more no more
Put it on credit and then forget it
And go back to the store