The Big Big Whoredom

Come on baby turn that frown upside down

Tell me why you ain't been around

What is it brings you down?

We work the hardest to be the smartest (we work)

We work the hardest to be the smartest (we work)

We work the hardest to be the smartest (we work)

We work the hardest to be the smartest (we work)

And the big big whoredom scared me

No, no, baby I ain't convinced it ain't so bad as you paint it

There's plenty more heads of hair for us out there

We'll strike it rich, a monster switch (monster)

We'll strike it rich, a monster switch (monster)

We'll strike it rich, a monster switch (monster)

We'll strike it rich, a monster switch (monster)

But the big big whoredom scares me (no no it doesn't do that)

The big big whoredom scares me (no no don't be sad)

The big big whoredom scares me (please please stop it)

The big big whoredom scares me (don't don't)

The big big whoredom scares me (please)

The big big whoredom scares me (no)

The big big whoredom scares me

The big big whoredom scares me

The big big whoredom scares me