The 2013 Song

Oh and I don't know how to feel
Just like that, 2013, it's been real
Oh and I think I just shed a tear
2-0-1-3, it's been a kick-ass year

Miley went on twerked on stage
Made the whole world fill with rage
But she sold records, like she was taught
And then came around little old Lorde

Speaking of royals, they had a baby
And then came out Mr. Tom Daley!
The world's realising it's not a choice
I'm still Troye, I just happen to like boys

What? I like boys. Have you seen their butts? Exactly!

Robin Thicke went to number 1
Even though his song was sexist and dumb
Yeah that's right, I'm talking Blurred Lines
But oh shit wait, let's talk about Amanda Bynes!

Everybody said that she went a bit koo-koo
Telling Drake he should murder her hoo-hoo
We say she's the one who's going cray
But here we are asking What The Fox Say?

Oh and I don't know how to feel
Just like that, 2013, it's been real
Oh and I think I just shed a tear
2-0-1-3, it's been a kick-ass year

The US Government needed a break
Probably to go do the Harlem Shake
Catching Fire was good, dudes
Got me as excited as the Dylan Sprouse nudes

The 1D boys said This Is Us
Beyonce dropped an album without a fuss
Rest in peace, Nelson Mandela
To you, Madiba, we're indebted forever

Oh and I don't know how to feel
Just like that, 2013, it's been real
Oh and I think I just shed a tear
2-0-1-3, it's been a kick-ass year

Now do the Harlem Shake

Oh and I don't know how to feel
Just like that, 2013, it's been real
Oh and I think I just shed a tear
2-0-1-3, it's been a kick-ass year