Tampico Trauma

I must look a mess I must admit

But I have been traveling quite a bit

South of the border where the law and order

Is kept by Federales who just grin

And tell you they just want to be your friend

They tell you they just want to be your friend

I left for Tampico last July

I jumped off that boat I almost died

There to greet us were pretty senioritas

I swore that I would not go home them

All those lovely ladies were my friends

All those sweet chiquitas they don't pretend

Como esta, Senorita?

That is all I really want to say

I was thrown out of the country yesterday

You see I was drinkin' doubles

Causin' lots of trouble

When the man looked in the window of the bar and he grinned

And said if you come back we just may not be your friend

I don't want to see you around here again

You come back next time we may not pretend

Hi Dee Ho Boys!