Tall People

Tall people got no reason

Tall people just ain't God pleasin'

Tall people got no reason to live.

They got great big heads,

And billboard faces,

Elephant teeth

With great big spaces,

Hockey stick legs

Without any hair.

They got skinny little butts

Hangin' in the air.

I don't want no tall people,

No basketball people.

Hooray for short people down here.

Tall people ain't never got no place to sit.

Ain't got a pot.

Their knobby knees squeak and creak a lot.

It's a shoemaker world.

Tall people got nobody

'Cause tall people are all body

Tall people got nobody to love.

They got a great big girl

They pass around.

They sit and mope

When she's out of town.

They got king sized beds

With oversized sheets.

Canoe sized shoes

On both their feet.

They got King Kong arms

They drag around.

Their knuckles are sore

From scrapin' the ground.

I don't want no tall people,

No basketball people.

Hooray for short people down here.