Sweet Thang And Cisco

Me and a buddy named Cisco
Went down to sip some suds
First thing, you know me and old Cisco
Ran through fifty bucks

We got caught in a card game
They said they's bring us home
They must've changed their minds
I've only got one dime
And one time to use the telephone

And I said, hello honey
Go borrow some money
Get your sweet man outta the can

Well, it's Saturday night
They've got me locked up tight
Way off I can hear a band

Jump up, baby, put on your clothes
Hope in your Studebaker
Come and tell the jailer
You want sweet tater and Cisco

Me and Old Cisco went to a go-go a place
Called the bottom of the pile
Up on stage there was a couple of babes
Wearin' nothin' but big ol'e smile

The joint got raided
While we was cheerin' them on
They took us and booked us
And they only gave us one time to use the telephone

And I said, hello honey
Go borrow some money

We dropped in on a love inn
But that had its problems too
We couldn't tell what we got
Didn't know what to do to who

We started demonstratin'
Oh we should've stayed home
Here we're back downtown waitin' in line
For our time to use his telephone

And I said, hello honey
Go borrow some money