Streak

SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter with all the news that

is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have

been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters and here he comes-

runnin' through the pole beans, through the fruits ''n' vegetables, nekked as a

jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" 'n' it's too late-

she'd already been INcensed.

(Here he comes)

Looka dat, looka dat

(There he goes)

Looka dat, looka dat

(And he ain't wearin' no clothes)

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak

(Looka dat, looka dat)

Fastest thing on two feet

Looka dat, looka dat

He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy

He gun give us a peek

Oh, yes they call him The Streak

(Looka dat, looka dat)

He likes to show off his physique

(Looka dat, looka dat)

If there's an audience to be found

He'll be streakin' A-round invitin' public critique

SPOKEN: This is your Action News reporter once again and we're here at the gas

station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin' my tawres checked 'n' he just

appeared outta the back. Come streakin' around the grease rack there-didn't have

nuthin on but a smile!! I looked at her and Ethel was gettin' 'er a cold drink. I

hollered "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" But it's too late-she'd already been MOONED!!

Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers!!

(He ain't crude)

(Looka dat, looka dat)

(He ain't rude)

(Looka dat, looka dat)

(He's just in the mood to run in the nude)