Straight In At 37

(Heaton/Rotheray)

Why don't you sing 'I need you baby'?

'Cause it rhymes with crazy and it rhymes with maybe

It rhymes with lady and much much more

And it doesn't rhyme with the 'f' word

Well Simon le Bon stayed round my house before

And he was sick on the plants and he was sick on the floor

And he wouldn't go home until he'd sung his song

With a backing harmony from Paul Young

Shell we dance again?

In our special way

With our trousers round

our knees

Why don't your video have dancing girls?

With hips that curve and lips that curl

Legs are where the heartbeat starts

It's low in neckline and high in charts

But it's the partially clothed for the partially sighted

Behind over matter keeps the crowds delighted

We want Rambo in a ra-ra skirt

Nastassia Kinski in a Brazilian shirt