Stay at Home

Corona - I thought it was a beer, reminds me of the time I had trouble with a girl called
Rona -What′s a man to do for loving when all he's got for hugging is an estranged connection with his
Hoover - Now I′ve gone Corona-loco from the shutdown lockdown, I think the cats are takingOver - Now living like spacemen, we're going to get through this

C - It's Contagious
O - It′s on Your Hands
V - It′s a Virus
I - It's Infectious
D - it′s dastardly, despicable
2020, no 2019
It's a Disease

Now it′s getting a bit Tom Hanks
I'm lost at sea on the HMS Couch
50 episodes on the BBC
Maybe Stacey will investigate me
You miss the crowds and the traffic jams
When the supermarket′s gone like Fallout 3
Now I'm talking to my plant and dancing with my wall
Wearing pants on my head as I count up the sheets of my

Please stay at home till it's over
Just think about your mum and your grandma
It′s okay, we′ll dance again in the summer
When the birds are singing, we'll still be living
Stay at home, watch TV, Stacey Dooley on the BBC
Won′t you stay