Smoking In Bed

Lightning bugs buzzing ' round the piss elm tree
I'm a hundred miles form reality
Take a big drag-suck it all in
Blow it out the window, let it ride on the wind

I see indigo wheels of purple and blue
People on TV, look like me and you
There's spiders on the ceiling and buzzards on the wall
If I could find the telephone, I'd give you a call

Smoking in bed, smoking in bed
It's bad for my body, good for my head
I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed

Have any y'all ever seen a mattress burn

While listening to the Byrds sing ' Turn, Turn, Turn'?
I've seen it happen, I'm living proof
If you don't believe me look at the hole in my roof

Now I can lay around the here and look at the sky
And watch the fuzzy black dragons as they fly by
I think it's time to roll a bog ole fatty
And try to find the phone to call Miss Paisley Patty

Smoking in bed, smoking in bed
It's bad for my body, good for my head
I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed

Smoking in bed, smoking in bed
It's bad for my body, good for my head
I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed