Small Towns

I ran into my pastor at a gay bar
Let me tell you, he looked so bizarre
In fishnets instead of a suit
I ran into my dad′s girlfriend named Pam
At a strip club with fives jammed
In every place you can imagine

All these things keep happening to me
And every time it's all so confusing
I just want to be left alone
Please don′t make me leave my home

Small towns don't forgive

I ran into my grandma at a sex store
I always thought she was such a bore
No wonder she's always so tired

I ran into an old one night stand
Asked if I had any big plans
I′m whipping and gagging your mom

All these things keep happening to me
And every time it′s all so confusing
I just want to be left alone
Please don't make me leave my home

Small towns don′t forgive