Signs

And the sign says "long hair freaky people need not apply"

So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why

He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll do

So I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you"

Signs Signs

Everywhere there's signs

Fucking up the scenery

Breaking my mind

Do this, don't do that

Can't you read the sign

And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"

So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house, Hey! What gives you the right

To put up a fence And keep me out Or to keep Mother Nature in

If God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner

Signs Signs

Everywhere there's signs

Fucking up the scenery

Breaking my mind

Do this, don't do that

Can't you read the sign

Oh Say now mister Can't you read

You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat

You can't watch No You can't eat You ain't supposed to be here

And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh

And the sign says "Everybody welcome Come in Kneel down and pray"

But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all

And I didn't have a penny to pay

So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own fucking sign

I said Thank you Lord for thinking about me I'm alive and doing fine

Signs Signs

Everywhere there's signs

Fucking up the scenery

Breaking my mind

Do this, don't do that

Can't you read the sign

Signs Signs

Everywhere there's signs

Fucking up the scenery

Breaking my mind

Do this, don't do that

Can't you read the sign