Shoehorn With Teeth

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows there's no such thing

He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair but he doesn't get nervous

She's not really there

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows there's no such thing

Tour the world in a heavy metal band

But they run out of gas

The plane can never land

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows there's no such thing

What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb

When you're much too busy returning to the womb?

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

Because he knows there's no such thing