She Only Bitches When She Breathes

She said if we got married
Buy a house and some land
Pick out our circles of trustThose matchin′ weddin' bands
Life would be so sweet
And I′d treat you oh so nice
We'll be rollin' in the hay
Almost every night

Now one year later
Honey, I need you to mow the grass, take out the trash
Put the dishes in the dishwasher
And for heaven′s sake, put the toilet seat down

She only bitches when she breathes
Rollin′ in the hay upsets her allergies
Won't wear no sexy lingerie
Since she ate that wedding cake
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams

Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self esteem
I′ll have to sum it up this way
She could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes

She was always smilin'
Shy in many ways
She always kept me hangin′
On every word she'd say
She was sweeter than honey
And every man′s dream
She said let's tie the knot
We'll make the perfect team

Now one year later
I work all day just like you do, why don′t you wash your own clothes?
And buy some new underwear, because these won′t come clean
And by the way, not tonight, I have a headache

She only bitches when she breathes
Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies
Won′t wear no sexy lingerie
Since she ate that wedding cake
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams

Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self esteem
I'll have to sum it up this way
She could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes

Yeah she only bitches when she breathes
Rollin′ in the hay upsets her allergies
Won't wear no sexy lingerie
Since she ate that wedding cake
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams

Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self esteem
I′ll have to sum it up this way
She could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes

I'll have to sum it up this way
She could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes

Why don't you cook for me anymore?