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U like the food here?

(Yeah)

Good, huh?

(It's alright)

Try the canolli, it's fabulous

(I'm kinda full, alright)

Mmm

U gonna eat that meatball there?

U, U just gonna let it...

Maybe girl made some food out here

Here, give it 2 me

U're not gonna eat it

(At least not now)

Mmm, let's see what I can get up here 2 grease on

Mmm, yeah

Best meatball in the city

What are U doin' there?

Hmm, this might work

(Give it 2 me, I'll eat it)

Lemme see, mmm

So tell me, U like broads?

(They're alright, I...)

Yep

Boy, have I got a broad story 4 U

Yeah, some corn, yeah

(Jesus)

Let's see, uh

I'm on a date with this broad, right?

Lets' see, stove top directions, uh

I bring her here

(Here?)

Yeah, right here

I thought I'd put some food in her belly

Empty contents into small sauce pan, hmm

U know, get a little curve in her slope

U know what I'm sayin?

(Slope?)

Right...

Now let me go see if I can find one of these muthafuckers, hmm

(Oh, gosh)

So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order what U like, it's on me"

Make her think I'm a big shot, U know

I said "So order, order somethin' 4 me 2

I'm gonna run 2 the little boys room

Hmm, shit, that definitely ain't no sauce pan

I gotta burp the baby

Mmm, that ain't no sauce pan

U know what I'm sayin'?"

I figured she'd order me somethin' light

Let me see if I can find this shit

Like a couple of salads or somethin'

Boy, was that a mistake

(Why?)

I comes back from the bathroom

Alright, got it, got it

I'm sittin' there

Ah, that's cool

Waitin' 4 the food

Now, if I can just get this corn open

This broad ordered the whole left side of the menu!

OK, let's see

Said she just wanted 2 nibble

Where's the damn can opener? Shit!

Nibble my ass