Ruder Than Rude

I'm going pissed to church and sing

The Russian national hymn

I like to fart in libraries

And do it with a grin

I fuck, fuck, fuck my best friend's girl

And tell him she's a slag

And in a crowded aeroplane

I love to use a bag

I'm mean, I'm bad, I lie to you

I never tell the truth

Set fire to your bed at night

And shit into your boot

So if you ever should think for yourself

How nice it would be to be, oh, so nice

Rip off your sister's teddy-bear

STAY RUDE, that's my advice

Selling dope to teenage kids

Is the biggest fun

The money I get out of it

Enough to buy a gun

I steal old ladies' handbags

And I drink you last beer

I nick my boss's Jaguar

And sell it much too dear

I'm mean, I'm bad, I lie to you

I never tell the truth

Set fire to your bed at night

And shit into your boot

So if you ever should think for yourself

How nice it would be to be, oh, so nice

Rip off your sister's teddy-bear

STAY RUDE, that's my advice