Ripped Pants

by Tom Kenny

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Lyrics

I thought I had everybody on my side

But I went and blew, all sky high

And now she won't even spare a passing glance

All just because I ripped my pants

When big Larry came around, just to put him down,

Spongebob turned into a clown

And no girl ever wants to dance

With the fool who went and ripped pants

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse

But the pain feels so much worse

'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun

Than a burn from the sun or sand in or buns

Now I learned a lesson, I won't soon forget

So listen and you won't regret

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance

And you won't end up like the fool who went and ripped his pants!